I'm feeling kinda white on the mic tonight (night!)
tryin to be polite but not too uptight (tight!)
so many rhymes I recite about being nice to ladies
checking Whole Foods prices on gluten free pastries
kombucha, Lara bars, humidor cigars
feeling kinda guilty for shopping at Walmart
target is my preference, not sure if it is better
but I get my cauli rice and that grass fed cheddar
hit up the crossfit, do my wod in record time
got that squat snatch scored on a white board sign
wall balls, kettle bells, specific targeting
prosciutto protein, multi-level marketing
got friends selling dreams, one message at a time
over priced face creams make a pretty little dime
white girls named Tiffany fulfill their destiny
Chunjay enrolls in two years of therapy
I'm rocking the suburbs with rhymes that are absurd
I made my rap career on loving what subverts
I get my alerts. by a text so I know.
I got hundreds of shirts and two different rap flows
in the front row, I got a crew of fresh chicks
their hoodies have letters of sorority cliques
fools in the mix try to dis but they miss
// gotta kill em all till their friends reminisce (sample)
I buy local and artisanal, you buy from Korea
love these non-GMO verified tortillas
manic organic party traumatic
I eat so many tacos people think that I'm Hispanic
I make my own beard oil, you dig your own grave
ladies ask to touch my beard, you love to shave
I buy chocolate with low sugar and a high cacao percentage
my rhymes are both fresh and decidedly vintage
I really dig taylor swift, I'm her biggest rap fan>
I buy every magazine interview that I can
I'm doing whole 30, taking instas of my food>
likes and hash tags, organic gets me in the mood
vegan dudes for friends, we recruit for trends>
paleo is where it's at at least that's what I contend
I drink craft beer and have a blue tooth water bottle
have surprisingly queer gay friends who model
coco water for hydration, coco oil for my cooking
Marky Mark, good vibrations, scented candles her undoing
don't find it amusing, when I get my colon checked
cancer screening is important, if at all you can detect
my relationship goals mirror those of Jim & Pam
I could be her man, check her out with my Ray Bans
down at the grocery, organic shopping spree
some jerk got to the redbox right before me!
(dang dude, hurry up! // I’m just trying to return a film)
credits
from World's Okayest Rapper EP,
released April 10, 2018
Music: CookBook
Turntables: DJ Sean P
Lyrics and vocals: Chunjay
Mixing and mastering: Sam Knaak
Royal Ruckus is fresh to death. Originally from Bakersfield, California, Flatline and Chunjay are now representing Austin, Texas and South Florida, respectively.
This new EP from producer Fil Jackson will thrill fans of underground hip-hop with its dense atmospherics & a feature from rapper Lungs. Bandcamp New & Notable Nov 4, 2023
