The Ghosts of Women Past

from World's Okayest Rapper EP by Chunjay and CookBook

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lyrics

these are the ghosts that remind ya when
you made some mistakes and didn't listen
(rewind what was I
thinking when I even tried)

had my first girlfriend i was freshman in high school
a senior with a car, {she was fine too}
don't really know what happened, just fizzled on out
then along came genevive, a cute little sprout
we dated two years and then soured on it all
started fighting and yelling that cuss was not my call
saved ourselves for marriage, but my boy hit it quick
{dude was such a dick you don't bang your buddy's chick}
even if she is an ex, do ya best to respect
never ever would expect all the wackness ahead
there was this girl called baby toof who was into punk rock
wasn't long before a woof, then she shut down my clock
along came pretty girl, she came in with a whirl
and launched the ruckus raps, greatest love songs in the world
the ghosts of women past, they visit in my dreams
I'm glad they didn't last, cause it wasn't what it seemed

fast forward a few years kissed many female persons
saved myself for marriage I was proud to be a virgin
I was a volcano about to explode
then this girl with two names made me suddenly unload
oops // {man that was retarded}
<1>never meant the <2>teaching to be<3>come so disre<4>garded
I tried to marry her til she turned me upside down
had another dude's kid, gah'me whining with a frown
{"sorry sorry don't feed me that line"}
I found another girl and things started to be fine
we got to know each other, started making all the plans
it seemed alright to me I put it in god's hands
some heavy stuff went down and I'll spare you all the dirt
worst hit I ever felt in my time upon this earth
the ghosts of women past they haunt in my dreams
I learned a lot from that and from all of the schemes

well I moved to Hawaii, sought out sunny days
made a little money, hit luaus with those leis
I dated a few women but ended up a movin
thought a young girl'd mean relationship improvin
I wasn't thinking straight, and I moved to Pennsylvania
might as well have signed up for blood suckin Transylvania
{so it didn't work out?}, I guess you saw that this was coming
tried to bless and do best like my name was mister Drummond
fell head over heels for this thick thigh chick
got friend zoned and then got an album! out of it
i made some more mistakes but they've mostly been quick
I'm dealing with the shakes rebuilding brick by brick
this isn't some schtick, it's the story of my life
made a mess of events just tryna find a wife
learn something from this story, chill about these things
don't be a douche, but don’t rush to put a ring

credits

from World's Okayest Rapper EP, released April 10, 2018
Music and BGVs: CookBook
Lyrics and vocals: Chunjay
Mixing and mastering: Sam Knaak

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Royal Ruckus Bakersfield

Royal Ruckus is fresh to death. Originally from Bakersfield, California, Flatline and Chunjay are now representing Austin, Texas and South Florida, respectively.