I met this little shirt at this fine tinder event
she like a fine pearl of Ukrainian descent
we went straight into the bar and then started shooting pool
I'd be her crown tzar and she could be my jewel
...then there’s this Turkish chick that make me insta-drool
...we flirt online but she live in instanbul
there's this Greek girl a sweet girl from down at my church
every time she walks her booty by it physically hurts
those skirts, little shirts, and the way she seems to flirt
programmed a special sound for her message alerts
been dumped so many times I can't seem to settle down
so now, I got !three girls in !two different towns
I love you, and you and you, and you and you
(scratch sample: so many females so much inspiration)
yeah, met this girl named Samantha in a taco truck
she was barely 22, but my heart was struck
flirted for a minute, didn't overstay my limit
but I got that Snapchat cause hey I'm jamey bennett
by the end of the night we were texting and talked on the phone
you could complain and moan, but that girl was grown
took her to my home, no one to chaperone
made salads, drank some wine, ate meat right off the bone
it's not what you're thinkin, I almost said screw it
my homeboy Silas called and said don't do it
been dumped so many times I can't seem to settle down
so now, I got four! girls in three! different towns
text messaging with chicks three and four at a time
copy paste, witty jokes, master of this crime
started making lists in an app on my mobile >
making notes about these girls cause my flirting is global
Kosovo, Russia, got a girl in Uganda
Ludmila, Christina, Sophia, and Gorana
dosvidanya, sayonara: I dig all a you ladies
I'm gonna have to sort this out before we make the babies
ain't tryin to play around, I been on the RE-bound
illusions of more options, refusing to be ground
been dumped so many times I can't seem to settle down
so now, i got ten girls in nine different towns
yo what up to all the ladies in
Bakersfield
New York
Nashville
Phoenix
Portland
all my honies
Moscow
Milan
London
Constantinople
cape of good hope
ladies, I’m looking your way
Honolulu
San Juan
Rosarito
Odessa
Toronto
can’t forget Boca Raton! What up Boca girls?
these insecurities won’t cover themselves
credits
from World's Okayest Rapper EP,
released April 10, 2018
Music: CookBook
Turntables: DJ Drastik
Lyrics and vocals: Chunjay
Mixing and mastering: Sam Knaak
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